Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention, please.

The show starts in five, four, three, two, one. One.

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Good morning class.

Say hello to Billy Madison.

Hello Billy Madison.

You want me take my shirt off for you?

No, thank you.

Okay, Ginger.

What up, British?

You're one hour away from a deadbeat dad call.

We're going to try and do couples, would you rather? So if we got a couple that's

quarantine together. Right. That'd be great. Yes, if you would like to do this and you have the balls to be able to do it. We'll do that in a couple hours. Okay. What else do I have? Oh a lot of people are missing big-ass milestones. Like the births and the weddings, all these things that are canceled.

Yeah. It took you know birthdays. So who is miss like the biggest milestone that's on the

way? That should be depressing. It's it is depressing. I told you like I was seeing

family members having meltdowns because they have seniors. Yes. And their

seniors can't do prom, they can't do graduation, and some parents are just like struggling with it.

Well, you just have a makeshift prom at home.

I saw a lot of people putting together Disney World vacations in their house, right?

Outside, they're doing all these elaborate things. world vacations in their house, right?

Outside, they're doing all these elaborate things.

I saw somebody make Splash Mountain yesterday.

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