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One hundred percent free. Lucky you. Uh, this is, this is different. Ukrainian doctor orders staff to cast

straight Russian soldiers as they are cockroaches. Oh, man. Yeah. And that be new warfare, right? They're like,

instead of like, you know, taking your head off, they're taking your weeners off and you just still just have a necklace.

You know, the one who used to cut the ear off and then they have like a necklace of ears for all their kills. Right.

So this is gonna be a necklace of weeners. Yeah, that's, I mean, I did he say he was gonna put them on a necklace.

No, I'm just imagining if you're a warrior. Yeah, well, he's not. He's a doctor. Yeah. But I would be really scared though to then see what Russia's retaliation is.

Oh, yeah, I'm like, why is your capture prisoner of Russia's? You know, because they're gonna get revenge. Well, it's not worth your cut off their weeners.

What are they gonna do to you? Oh, cutting nose and weeners off. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, there's nothing really worse you could do that. Cut off somebody's weener, but.

Actually, yeah, that's just, I don't know why he said that. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know why this doctor wants him. Yeah, yeah.

I'm a bit of a collector. Right. Yeah, just different. Yeah, I know they're at war. I totally get that. I just don't, I don't know if that's something you announce.

I don't know how serious he is. I don't know how big of a rollie plays, but I also don't know if that's something that, you know, while your countrymen and women are all the front lines.

If you're like, yeah, we're taking your weeners. Yeah, he's got glasses on. He's the doctor. Yeah, I just don't know how many people he sees. He goes.

I don't know how many weeners he's gotten. He goes. I've always been a great humanist and said that if a man is wounded, he's no longer enemy of a patient, but now I gave very strict orders to castrate all captured Russian men because they are cockroaches, not people.

I mean yikes bang. Yeah, if true yikes. Yeah. I mean, if you hear that if you're Russian soldier, like, oh, no, you would feel like you would hear coming out of German Nazi Germany. Yeah, and those stories, like that's where you feel like you would hear that.

Or like King Arthur medieval times, right? The Viking era. Something then not, you know, 2022. Yeah, maybe 800, you know, AD. Uh-huh. Yeah, that would be really, I'd be terrified to be a Russian soldier and get captured. Yeah, no doubt. Yeah, I would definitely make sure. Hey, let's maybe guys, let's not get captured. Maybe it's to the word, you know, these Russian soldiers and get them to think about what they're doing.

Oh, yeah, that's what's going to do it. Yeah. Oh, dude, if they're, I mean, even if it's just a rumor and be like, they're doing what to us. Yeah, man, they took Chuck's wiener.

I would love to meet a Russian named Chuck. They took Chuck's wini. Why? I don't know. Some doctors giving orders. We're not humans. We're the enemy. And they're taking all our wieners. Bob Tom. He, oh, they all got their wieners off. Yeah. So.

Yeah. Right. Geez. Poor Chuck. I know. God, Lee, I would definitely think twice. I might join the Ukraine. Uh, okay, I would just make you flip sides. Yeah. 100%. Yeah.

Well, good thing. Yeah. Yeah. I guess the good thing we weren't in World War II. I think wait, the Germans are doing what? Yeah. Oh, man, I better fight for them. That's right.

I better flip side. Yeah. Hitler didn't take the wieners though, right? I don't know what he did, but I know that they did six stuff. Yeah, they did. But yeah, you didn't hear a lot of wini play. That's right. Hitler took the guns.

No, there wasn't a lot of wini play. But still, I mean, it's just, you know, I mean, it's 2022. And this dude's like off with your wini. Yeah.

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