March 20th 2020
The Billy Madison Show Podcast
Cox Media Group
4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2020
⏱️ 163 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Coming up in the program, we're going to have girls play songs with their zippers. |
| 0:05.0 | Should be pretty fun. |
| 0:06.0 | We're going to bring back an old bit from the vault, but we're going to have to do it over the phone because, you know, |
| 0:11.0 | everybody's self-quarantine. Selfdistancing we got a Debbie dad call and |
| 0:16.2 | we'll take your phone calls yeah it's a live show 1-85 f-U billy so coming out five after you Billy. So come in out. Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please to the show. Attention, please. Please. |
| 0:33.0 | The show starts in five. |
| 0:37.0 | Four. |
| 0:40.0 | Three. |
| 0:42.0 | Two. Three, two, one. |
| 0:47.5 | Good morning class. Say hello to Billy Madison. |
| 0:51.2 | Hello Billy Madison. You want me to take my shirt off on? |
| 0:55.0 | No, thank you. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay, David. |
| 0:58.0 | What up, bitches. |
| 1:01.0 | Man, it's out of control. |
| 1:03.0 | All right, so California, right? |
| 1:05.0 | People got the jitters. |
| 1:07.0 | Remember I told you they were calling the cops because their neighbors were coughing? |
| 1:11.0 | Yeah, I did. |
| 1:12.0 | Right. That's, that's incredible right? Yeah. Oh absolutely. |
| 1:15.6 | My neighbor's coughing their ass off. Yeah. Well, nervous Californians have |
| 1:21.1 | started calling police on their neighbors for sneezing. |
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