March 14th 2022

The Billy Madison Show Podcast

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Kiss-fm, Derek, Mornings, Billy Madison Show, San Antonio's Rock Station, 99.5 Kiss, Allgood, Bms, 111877, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2022

⏱️ 162 minutes

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Monday March 14th episode of The Billy Madison Show

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0:00.0	We're back. Welcome to the Massachusetts. You know what today is? Yeah, I think it's a sick ass holiday.
0:14.4	What's the holiday? Oh, it's a special day, yeah. Yeah, it's gross. It's like a birthday.
0:19.6	No, it's a March the poor fee with you. No, it is not. Okay. It is staking a mouth
0:27.0	hug day. Oh, it's supposed to be the man's Valentine's Day. I think it's just like a
0:35.6	old dude holiday, right? I just don't think it's a real holiday. Well, I know it's not a real holiday.
0:41.1	I mean, I don't think anybody actually like celebrates it. No, they have cards and stuff.
0:45.6	Are they? Yes. Oh, you haven't received a card before. What? Not for this. Yeah, that's a glorious
0:52.2	holiday. Oh, he's like a sicko holiday. Yeah, you see the cards. He's like a bit of a boner holiday.
1:00.8	It is kind of gross. It's the male version of Valentine's Day per the holiday's official website
1:08.9	because it does have an official website. Yeah. If the guy takes care of his girl on Valentine's Day,
1:15.1	then she makes him feel special a month later on March 14th, right? Giving him two things.
1:22.2	What? Stank and a special kiss. Mm-hmm. I asked what you did. You're like, what?
1:29.9	I was like, wait, what it would to get? What's you get? Well, I was, this is the reason why is
1:37.8	because Chris says that he's about to get that for the $4 he spent last month. Do you spend $4
1:44.5	on Valentine's Day? Yeah. Yeah. And she's going to do something for you today. So you're officially
1:49.6	admitting, you just admitted that you're back with your wife. Yeah. For the $4 you spent
1:53.6	just for the last month. Yeah. You just admitted. Then you go finally you're public with it.
1:58.4	Congratulations. Yeah, he did. I don't know what you're talking about. Let's go back to the tape.
2:04.5	Rewind the tape. You said you spent $4 on your wife. It's so content. Chris put his family back
2:09.4	together. No, it's a patchwork. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yes. Dose. Undervorced. What's up, Dose?
2:17.0	Hey man. Hey, good morning, dude. Hey, good morning. I'm over here in San Antonio at like Northern
2:21.6	University, Northern Dude. I'm about to have surgery on my hand. Oh, man. What happened?
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