Marcello Hernandez’s SNL 50th Photo Shoot Mystery & VERY Late Super Bowl Hot Takes
Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade
Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy
4.7 • 12.5K Ratings
🗓️ 16 February 2026
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In meantime, Marcelo comes back. |
| 0:02.1 | I think he didn't even have a shirt on, which you do when you're 28, you just, what? It's my dream of just see him without his shirt on. I love the way you don't, you're already thinking of the next joke. You accept anything I say. I like to roll with it. Sometimes they talk fast. Yeah, but you can get a sense. Yeah, it's going to be about |
| 0:20.9 | I have the most janky setup, Dana. Okay, Webster Dictionary. What's janky? Janky's like sketchy, like |
| 0:32.2 | is it? Screwed up, like. Is that what it mean? When you see a guy guy like the guy that kind of walked by me and uh |
| 0:39.0 | yeah started and told me i don't think you should be here on the street when i was walking and he just |
| 0:44.4 | goes i don't think you should be here i go cool he was somewhere between fully homeless and like a |
| 0:50.6 | normal guy and i'm like normal like a dressed up businessman but I'm like |
| 0:55.7 | something's janky about this guy he's I've always I've always said this wisdom flash |
| 1:02.3 | yeah you get like it got feeling like something's up and plus who walks up to me out of the |
| 1:06.2 | blue in the middle of the street and just goes I don't think you should be here I'm like'm like, great, got to go. I always say, we got to help the homeless, but what are we going to do with the clueless? Yeah. Yeah, that was my wisdom flash. I'm giving myself. I apologize that my kukukkak, kik, kikk, kvip. Yeah, it's fine. |
| 1:30.3 | You look like a professional golfer. |
| 1:33.7 | I look like a professor or a golfer. |
| 1:35.3 | Can I give you a jean jacket? |
| 1:36.3 | It's kind of army. |
| 1:38.0 | Everyone needs a jean jacket. |
| 1:39.4 | It's badass. |
| 1:41.5 | That's not the stolen one though, is it? |
| 1:43.5 | No, wait. No. Oh, oh yeah it is stolen yeah we laugh i stole it but that's when |
| 1:52.2 | marcello one of my new best friends um he got my dab sweater and he's oh sweater gate we didn't |
| 1:59.8 | even clear it up with him |
| 2:00.9 | so i can't i can't i know because i have to remember that i but i didn't steal it i said because i |
| 2:08.0 | saw the price take it's like a hundred dollars can i pay you for it they said i'll be right back |
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