Miss Fit toys.

Doug Hades, candy wrappers, green and baby sticky,

Seats with 50-as-a-top or curfewels in his teeth

It's so normal that we won't see the hell of the police!

Hey everybody!

Ha ha! Fired up crowd! Let's get my notes out!

Let's read to this fired up crowd!

My name is Doug and I love movies!

This is Doug Las Movies coming to you from Flappers Comedy Club on Thursday, May 9th, 2013.

Let's flap it up you guys!

Thanks for coming to this special 10pm edition of D to the L to the M.

Since last I spoke and you listened, we finally taped a new episode of Dining with Doug and Karen.

Yeah, a special cooking at Karen's House edition and it will plop tomorrow or sooner.

So it might be available tonight for anyone who likes listening to a food podcast at 2am.

When you get home tonight, be sure to refresh your iTunes.

And don't forget, you can still get my movie, the greatest movie ever rolled at chill.com, backslash420.

And that all of my road dates and whether they're stand up or Doug Las Movies tapings, all that information can be found at Doug Las Movies.com.

I've got shows coming up in Pittsburgh, San Diego, Minneapolis, Denver, Boise, and more.

Now it's time for Tweet Relief, Tweet's about movies at Greg Bernhardt tweeted,

shouldn't Sam Levine be known as Lil Jeanville Jean now that he makes listeners miserable?

Ha ha, not cool Greg Bernhardt.

This has been Tweet Relief, mean Tweet's about Sam the maim edition.

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