Marc Laidlaw | Paradise Retouched

NIGHTMARE MAGAZINE - Horror and Dark Fantasy Story Podcast (Audiobook | Short Stories)

John Joseph Adams

Arts, Books, Society & Culture

4.2 • 704 Ratings

🗓️ 21 April 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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To mark the first day of vacation, Jeff Caldwell, extremely jet lagged after a day of travel and two nights of little sleep, took a surfing lesson and broke his big toe by jumping off the board straight onto shallow reef. Rather than spend hours in a waiting room, he returned to their rental house, found an emergency medical kit, taped his big toe to the one next to it, and crammed his foot into a shoe as if it were a cast. He had hoped to be done with shoes for the week, but flip-flops were now out of the question. | Copyright 2021 by Marc Laidlaw. Narrated by Stefan Rudnicki, Judy Young. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	The Warning Woods has haunting horror stories that are sure to linger with you long after listening.
0:37.0	I'm Miles Tridal, writer and narrator of the Warning Woods.
0:41.9	Each week, I write an original scary story and share it with you.
0:46.5	If you're into scary stories, you need to check out The Warning Woods.
0:50.3	Listen on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts, just search for the
0:56.4	Warning Woods and click play at your own risk.
1:01.9	Aloha!
1:03.5	This is Decure for your nightmares.
1:07.2	Nightmare magazine is edited by Wendy Wagner, who instead of vacationing in Hawaii, is probably at this very moment working very hard to bring you more wonderful stories.
1:18.3	Now, this music evokes the lovely images of vacationing in Hawaii. White sand beaches, swaying palms, tropical waterfalls, sex on the beach.
1:30.3	The cocktail? The cocktail?
1:32.3	Oh snap out of it! This is Nightmare magazine!
1:35.3	We need to tell you about the horrible, scary, frightening stories that Hawaii harbors.
1:42.3	My favorite is the one that takes place in Pali. Bally
1:48.8	Hyatt. No, not that one. Anyway, it's between two gods. One is named Kamapua, and he is the
1:56.7	Hogman fertility god, and the infamous Pele, goddess of volcanoes and fire so it seems that
2:03.4	hogman thought Pele was well pot so mr. Pig Gond decides to make a booty call over to
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