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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Mara Wilson Has Never Seen Die Hard

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2022

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0

Starbanes out of it.

0:02.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen,

0:10.0

this is Never Seen It.

0:14.0

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:20.0

Hey everybody, this've never seen.

0:24.5

Hey everybody, this has never seen it.

0:28.6

This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before,

0:30.4

and we read those scripts.

0:32.5

I'm your host Kyle Ayers.

0:36.8

Today's guest is the incredibly talented, very hilarious, very wonderful Mara Wilson, and she has never

0:38.5

seen Die Hard, and she rewrote it, and we read her script.

0:43.0

As far as reasons to have not seen something, this is one of the best of all time.

0:48.7

And I don't want to spoil the story here in the introduction, so I'm not going to.

0:52.6

Abunarashi has done tons of things. She is a voice

0:55.9

on Hell of a Boss, which is a new animated web series. She's written books. So, you know,

1:02.4

Where Am I Now? True Stories of Girlhood and Accidental Fame. Just a million things. She was

1:08.3

Matilda. You know, going way way back she didn't bojack horseman

1:11.8

he knows one of my favorite shows she got to do voices and that just incredibly talented

1:16.3

wonderful writer uh find her online i don't need to tell you this is marr wilson why am i like

1:21.9

you should really check out this very incredible wonderful talented person who does millions of

1:26.7

things go do that go find her and follow her and and check out all the stuff she's working on now. This is Mar Wilson has never seen Die Hard, but she rewrote it and we read her script. Thank you so much. If this is your first time ever listening to the podcast, thank you. Go find old episodes. We got millions of them. Andrew, you need to go out there? Sorry, it's my dog.

2:20.2

Go find, we got every comedian. The million, not every, but you mean, tons of people. Go listen to some old episodes. We're on YouTube at Never Seen It, so you can find us on there. We're on Patreon at Never Seen It as well, slash never seen it, I guess. early episodes bonus stuff stuff, unedited, uncut episodes, no ads, all that sort of jazz, early stuff. I said that. Cool videos. All exclusive Patreon. It's a few bucks to check that out. This is your first time listening. Thank you. Go back. Find some old ones. Find some comedians that you like. Find some movies you haven't seen, all that sort of thing. Is this your millionth time listening? Thank you for that as well. We are hundreds of episodes into this,

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