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Donald J. Trump, former United States President and the reason America will be paying for decades

of therapy.

It has been five months since Trump was indefinitely suspended from Facebook for the minor infraction

of trying to overthrow the government.

I mean, who hasn't done that?

But today brought some new clarity on where you will and won't be seeing Trump online

going forward.

Decision day this morning in a Facebook face-off with the company's independent oversight

board upholding the decision to keep former President Donald Trump off the platform, at

least for now.

But the board, a kind of Supreme Court for Facebook, says it's not appropriate for the company

to just make the ban indefinite, giving Facebook six months to review its decision.

And Donald Trump already moving on from the traditional social media sites ahead of the

decision.

He's launched his own new blog called From the Desk of Donald J. Trump.

The blog posts are formatted like tweets and include options for people to post the content

on other social media sites.

People can sign up for alerts so they know when the former president writes something.

Hold up.

This dude has been saying for months that he's going to create a whole new social media

platform to rival Twitter and Facebook.

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