Manifesto Madness Pt 1: Jo Swinson's Ideology Wallet feat. Mollie Goodfellow

TRASHFUTURE

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4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Welcome to Part 1 of TF Presents: Manifesto Madness. This week, we're looking at the absolutely realistic promises the Lib Dems are making, should they come into office. We're joined in studio by special guest and returning friend of the show Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) on the topic of the Lib Dems' manifesto. Mollie joins Riley (@raaleh), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum) to discuss Jo Swinson's plan to build an exciting liberal world with the power of markets and STEM education, so she can nuke it. Join us for our bonus episode about the Tory manifesto on Thursday! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO REGISTER TO VOTE IN THE UK! You can do this here — it’s fast! https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote - the deadline is 11:59 pm, so [Question Time voice] get on with it! *Do some canvassing* Momentum (@peoplesmomentum) has a great resource that lets you sign up to canvassing events in marginal seats close to you. Access it here: https://www.mycampaignmap.com The only way we can win is by meeting voters face-to-face, so let's make it happen. *LIVE SHOW ALERT* Come see us live on December 3 at Vauxhall Comedy with special guest Rob Delaney! The address is: 6 South Lambeth Place, London, SW8 1SP, and the show starts at 8:30 pm, doors at 7:00 PM. Tickets are available here: https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/trashfuture-live-pre-election-christmas-spectacular-tickets-82622465017?fbclid=IwAR0qE8wwGZAYXWLRiQ_f2yO9urbKS1d-0dUuyE-mWAq6DoGQwAGuNRa_IYw If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/31753429

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0:00.0	So they're doing that thing.
0:01.5	They do every election where they try and find out what drugs their respective leaders have done.
0:07.3	And they were speaking to Joe Swinson on Newsnight about cannabis.
0:11.2	And she gave this bravado of like, I'm not going to be one of those people who says,
0:15.2	I tried it once and I didn't really inhale.
0:17.3	She's like, yeah, I enjoyed it.
0:19.2	And it's like, no one believes you. No, she has never,
0:22.5	it's not, it's not true. No one's, no one believes the Joe Swenson chum gang. No, Joe,
0:27.2	a little old weed eruni. Joe Swinson may have like purchased some oregano and then giggled
0:35.6	after smoking it, but there's no way. Joe Sw no way she has ever been in possession of a control substance.
0:40.3	No, she still thinks of it as a jazz-style cigarette.
0:43.3	Do you think she is like, has anyone got any wacky tobacco?
0:47.3	And thinks that she's been really jazzy.
0:49.3	Yeah, she walks up to, if you're walking, if you're walking down the street in the evening in a trench coat she'll walk up to you and say hey I'm looking for a gateway drug I still love the idea
0:59.3	what would what would blaze Joe Swinson be like though I can't do the accent at all so I'm not
1:04.0	even going to try but imagine everything is squirrels the real cannabis psychosis.
1:12.1	Maybe that's the thing.
1:13.1	She thinks she spoke to,
1:17.4	she actually was smoking spice and she had a horrible fucking vision of squirrels.
1:21.6	And thus was born her obsession with ridding us of that menace. I mean,
1:22.0	kill squirrels,
1:23.0	nuke the world is absolutely a K2 vibe.
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