All right, you guys, happy Tuesday.

And obviously, I should not be here.

I should not be here at all.

I really do not understand this news cycle right now.

It seems to be doing the absolute most.

It has zero chill, zero respect for a mother nursing her young on maternity leave.

On Tuesday, I said to you guys, goodbye.

I will see you guys in two weeks.

And then something rather big happened to the president, goodbye. I will see you guys in two weeks. And then something rather big happened

to the president of France. Yes, kestkose, there was a bit of a tussle in Hanoi Vietnam.

Kestkosei, his flight might have experienced a little bit of turbulence while it was grounded.

Now, people are saying, and I'm not people, people are saying that his father merely disciplined him publicly, which has led to some lingering philosophical questions like how old is too old to spank your child.

Questions that obviously I'm the only person who can really answer.

I'm the one who has the expertise to answer those questions.

So welcome back to Candace.

Where were you when Brigitte McRrone publicly whooped President Macron?

All right, that's going to be one of the questions that this generation is going to reflect on a moment in time, you know?

Like, where were you when Mike Tyson bit the air off of Holyfield in that boxing match?

Where were you when Michael Jackson moon walked across the stage?

Well, regarding what happened to President Macron, I know exactly where I was. I had just

risen from bed. I was about to nurse my young. And I opened my phone and Xavier Pussart

sent me some messages. I mean, I was groggy and I looked at them and he said, this happened,

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