Manford's Monster Stories
The Jason Manford Show
Absolute Radio
4.8 • 947 Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2017
⏱️ 78 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her. |
| 0:05.6 | Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock. |
| 0:09.2 | In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here. |
| 0:14.0 | Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse. |
| 0:18.0 | To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed. |
| 0:24.4 | Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes. |
| 0:28.2 | Goodness, that's steamy. Jason morning how are you I'm really good yeah it's a morning it's Sunday it's a time where |
| 0:45.1 | I mean if really it's nine o'clock I can never quite keep up with the time thing it's |
| 0:49.4 | like we've time travelled it's beautiful this was a good one, and it's good weather as well lovely weather no rain the clock in the car was right for the first time in six months |
| 0:58.1 | I knew I knew my patience would win through in there. Leave it leave it leave it. Just hang in there. |
| 1:03.0 | Leave it. |
| 1:04.0 | You just do maths for six months. |
| 1:06.0 | Yeah for ages. |
| 1:08.0 | So, uh, so Jourd is, where were your last night? |
| 1:10.0 | You must have been... |
| 1:11.0 | I was doing a couple of shows in London, 99 Club and Banana Cabaret. |
| 1:16.4 | Lovely. Banana cabare is a fun gig, isn't it? Yeah, it's a classic. It's been running like nearly 30 years, years I think I did a gig there over the |
| 1:24.2 | summer just did a like a warm-up gig before my tour kicked off and the |
| 1:30.0 | guys who run it who've been running it for decades. |
| 1:33.0 | They said, great to have you back, Jase, great to have you back. |
| 1:38.0 | And I said, can I just stop you there? |
| 1:40.0 | You never actually booked me, like when I was on the circuit, you never booked me like on when I was on the circuit you never booked me like |
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