Hey, it's Peter Segal,

ever wonder what our panelists will be like without me holding them back.

Find out with a weight weight stand-up tour hosted by Alonzo Bowden,

Friday June 24th at the Eccles Theatre in Salt Lake.

Tickets are more information at nprpresents.org.

From NPR and WBEC Chicago, this is Weight, Weight, Don't Tell Me.

The NPR News Quiz. Let's do this deal all cash under the table.

I'm Bill Curtis, and the role of host today will be played by Peter Segal's understudy,

Dame Judy Dench. See if you can hear the difference.

Thank you, Bill, and to our fake audience. Thank you, and fair well.

That's right. Next month, we are going back to doing our shows in front of live audiences

every week at our new home at the Studebaker Theatre in Chicago.

That is, before the inevitable monkeypox pandemic sends us all home again.

If you'd like to come see us there or on the road, just check out nprpresents.org.

Later on, we're going to expect uncontrollable sobs when we talk to

This is Us, Star, Mandy Moore. So give us a call to cheer us up and play our games.

That's 1-triple-late, Weight, Weight, or 1-888-924-8924.

Let's welcome our first listener contestant. How you around weight weight, don't tell me.

Hi, this is Chris Jones from Chicago, Illinois.

Hey, Chris Jones from Chicago, Illinois. I know Chris Jones who reviews drama, but that's not you.

It sounds like it's not me. No, no, no, no.

It's not me. You can get free theater tickets if you want to run that scam.

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