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I'm not going to say too much about this. All right. Well, then, good. We're done. Everybody, have a great night.

But I am not happy with my cell service today. I, uh, and I've got, I don't know, should I even,

should I even say? I mean, I've been an iPhone user forever, forever.

Do you think it has anything to do with a steel plate in your head, though?

Well, I don't know, because every time I use my phone, I cook something on the counter next to my wherever I happen to be standing.

Jiffy pop starts going.

Yeah, exactly.

It could have something to do with that.

No, but seriously, my phone is just, it has been working right, the last, I don't know, 36 hours or so.

And I did the whole, you know, go through Verizon.

Then they sent me to Apple, and I'm talking with Apple. I'm supposed to go see Apple tomorrow to get a loaner so they can send mine. This is an iPhone 7. I mean, it's not even like state of the art

anymore. It's I've had it seven. Ain't it from like 1983? Three years ago anyway. I mean, no, but you're

right. It's, you know, I mean, there's been the eight and the 10, now the 10S or whatever the heck it is. I'm still with the 8 plus. Yeah. And, you know, so they want to take my phone, send it away to be fixed, give me a loner phone.

Then I have to go back.

And I'm an hour and a half from the nearest Apple store.

So I'm just fencing a little bit.

I love Apple products.

I'm really, really happy with my iPhone.

But this is a bit frustrating. They're going to give you an Apple 4. Probably more reliable. You know, the funny thing is, on the counter behind me here,

I have an Apple, my 5, the one I had before the 7, and I might swap my SIM over to that

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