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He's about John Watson.

Broke just after we finish recording today's podcast, so we will of course pay tribute to him

in full on Monday.

Hello and welcome to the Guardian Football Weekly, the last 16 of the Champions League,

not one Premier League team gets a win. What's happened to the best league in the world?

TM, Preston Mark.

Mouth Chester City dominate like Sig in the first half without doing a whole lot,

but a peg back by Marco Rosa's side in a second. City vulnerable down there left,

perhaps they shouldn't have got rid of all their fullbacks.

A late Ramello Lukaku goal gives into a slender advantage over 10 man Porto.

Also today England win the Arnold Clark Cup. There's a big few days for Manchester United and

a Premier League preview. Add in a very happy Haitian, lots of people fighting over a ball in

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