This is The Guardian.

Hello and welcome to The Guardian Football Weekly is pet underthinking this Manchester City

hammer by and 3-0 and barring something odd in Munich next week.

We'll play Real Madrid or Chelsea in the semi-finals.

Some superb performances from City John Stones, wherever he's meant to be Ruben Diaz,

Ronaldo and another goal and another record for Erling Browtharlan.

Meanwhile Thomas Tuchel might have got it right for 70 minutes until

Uper Macar, oh no. What are you doing? After that,

Bayern crumbled on the other side of the draw into surprise,

2-0, when it bent Fika. Means it looks very much like there'll be an Italian side in the

final. Also today, Cannedine Smith, who is best Nigel Pearson impression at Leicester,

Ben Foster, you couldn't script it in the National League and the line is his trip up against

the Matilda. All that plus your questions and that's today's Guardian Football Weekly.

Glems says if the pod had Manchester City's millions,

Glendending, O'Clayer and Rind Tut is the international line up,

they would splash the cash on. Philippe Donner, if you would accept that contract, welcome.

Thank you very much Max. What's the salary?

25 million a year for you. All right.

Don't you can't say it. You can't. You're the moral compass.

Yeah, but then I'll say exactly what I want and then I'll get sacked and I'll get a big

merino-comptet kind of payoff and I'll carry on saying horrible things.

Great. Troubleswing the money. Barry Glendending, welcome.

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