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Hello and welcome to the Guardian football weekly, a great advert for the Premier League

and field. If not a great advert for defending, as is now customary spurs letting

three and fifteen minutes away from home, before somehow dragging it back in injury time,

and then somehow conceding a minute later, also unpredictable yet completely predictable,

Yogan Klopp will be icing his hamstring after Paul Tierney made it snap by just making

some decisions in games that really matter Manchester City, go top for the first time in months,

a great chance for us all to say pongo wearing out loud while Newcastle and Manchester United

looked to have wrapped up the top four spots. Leeds fans call for everyone to be sacked,

after another humbling this time at Bournemouth, Brighton rest their best players and Hammer Wolf's

6-0. There's another four for Roy's Palace and late heartbreak for Forrest. Also today,

another old firm went for Celtic, a bite-size update on who's done what in the EFL,

your questions and that's the day's Guardian football weekly.

On the panel today, Barry Glendending, welcome.

Hi Max, the all new Barney Ronnie, welcome.

Hi Max.

That's really good, well done.

And we were really hoping for another villa victory before Jordan came on, but of course,

it couldn't happen. Jordan Jarrett Bryan, hello.

Well, we'll get to really do a little bit, Max. I've got a quick bone to pick with the GFW,

first of all. We've got with the whole podcast.

The whole podcast.

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