Manatease with Kristen Meinzer

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Kristen Meinzer (podcaster, author) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about officials asking people to stay away from horny manatees, a woman who swallowed an AirPod and recorded sound from inside her stomach, the attempted murder of the Tualatin chub shrub, a man who got trapped in hydrogen balloon while trying to collect pine nuts and the greatest footballer names of all time!

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0:00.0	It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.
0:04.4	For many, it's their biggest fear.
0:06.4	Amarissa Jones, host of The Vanished.
0:09.0	A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons' cases,
0:13.6	in an effort to uncover the truth.
0:15.8	Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.
0:20.0	Scotty, you ready?
0:21.5	Kurty B, I am ready to laugh, and laugh, and laugh.
0:25.5	This one's beautiful.
0:27.1	Florida officials ask local perverts to stop interrupting horny manatees.
0:33.0	I mean, somebody had to say it.
0:36.8	All right, well, we'll get into this.
0:38.3	We'll start messing around on a brand new episode of bananas.
1:08.3	Guys, gals and non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.
1:13.2	I'm banana boy, 100 Kurt Brown, or?
1:15.9	And I'm banana boy, number two.
1:17.4	Scotty, land us.
1:18.4	We're so glad to have you on.
1:19.9	Welcome to all our new bananas, who are just starting this week.
1:22.6	You're wonderful.
1:23.6	You only have to go reverse 100 in something episode.
1:26.5	So welcome to the bunch.
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