Manager SEARCHES MY PURSE at work, CLAIMS I'm STEALING...so I EMBARRASS HER
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 5 October 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | My entitled manager demands to search my bag, claiming that one of their employees is a thief, |
| 0:05.5 | and is actively stealing merchandise from their store. But I wasn't about to take this |
| 0:09.7 | sitting down so I decided to get some revenge. And in retaliation, I put some incredibly sketchy |
| 0:15.3 | and scandalous things in my bag that she would be forced to handle and search through. With |
| 0:19.9 | the sole intention of punishing her for ever thinking it would be a good idea to search my bag. |
| 0:24.7 | And I've never felt better about getting back in my boss in my life. Here's what happened. |
| 0:29.4 | So to start things out, I work three jobs. The hours in the days vary, but my full-time job is |
| 0:35.2 | an office space, in a very fancy modern office with a great company. They have some great perks |
| 0:41.1 | on site as well. They've got a full gym, lockers and showers, a full cafeteria, etc. My second job |
| 0:47.5 | is close to a full-time job, depending on other employees' availability as there is no set schedule, |
| 0:52.6 | and it can be very chaotic and not well run. It's a boutique and it's just a bus ride from my office, |
| 0:58.2 | and it's all in a very busy downtown city by the ocean. The thing is, it's a tourist boutique, |
| 1:03.8 | it's all city-branded trinkets, shirts, postcards and gifts. There's really not much any locals would |
| 1:09.6 | want, unless you're buying it for out-of-town family. To round things out, my third job is a fast |
| 1:14.7 | food place. I'm often between these two jobs and I don't have time to run home. I carry a gym bag |
| 1:19.9 | with me with my tiny purse as well as my wallet inside, along with clean business professional |
| 1:25.0 | clothes, gym clothes, and work uniforms to change in and out of, as well as extra underwear, |
| 1:30.4 | as it is summer and it's extremely hot, and our buses don't usually ever have AC, so if there's |
| 1:36.2 | time, I'll shower at the office, so I bring travel-sized shower items as well. I also carry along |
| 1:41.8 | a book for the bus rides as I don't have a car of my own, as well as lunch, snacks and a hairbrush. |
| 1:47.2 | Now, apparently, the boutique has experienced a lot of loss, something we had previously brought |
| 1:52.0 | up being an issue, because our boss, the owner, will have big tables and buckets of items outside |
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