It's a new year. You're partying with friends to ring in the start of 2024 when suddenly

some jerkwad throws a rock hitting you on the head. Apparently, noise makers, sparklers, and fireworks just aren't intense enough for some people.

Either that or someone has completely misinterpreted the phrase, New Year's Rockin Eve. Obviously getting smashed with a giver to the cranium is going to smart a bit, and head wounds, even

minor ones tend to bleed.

A lot.

So it's no surprise that you find your fingers red and wet after reaching up to the wound.

But head wounds typically look worse than they are, and you're getting some attention from the babes around you now.

Girls who didn't even notice you eight seconds ago, so getting some attention from the babes around you now.

Girls who didn't even notice you eight seconds ago, so that's awesome.

Then a doctor who happened to be partying near you at the time rushed in to help stop the

bleeding.

So immediately the girls find him attractive now as opposed to you.

Well, it was a fun eight seconds while it lasted. Plus I'm not sure I'd be all that trusting of a doctor who's out partying on New Year's Eve,

especially if he had been partaking in libations to help put him in a celebratory mood.

But on the plus side, you just got treated by a doctor for free, score!

After probably saying, take two aspirin and call me in the morning, the doctor moved on to more interesting and fun activities. Probably those girls who were eyeing

you eight seconds ago. You're all patched up, you feel okay, a bit of a headache I assume,

you did get hit by a rock after all but you continue on to

resume your own good riddance to 2023 celebration heading into the new year.

This is what happened to 21 year old Mateus Faccio of Cabofrio.

He put some ice on his head to bring down the swelling and to help with the pain and continued

on his merry way.

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