Man From Taured

Things I Learned Last Night

Space Tim Media

Comedy, Education, History

4.6 • 673 Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

On a hot summer day in 1954, a man arrived at Tokyo Haneda Airport. Since the man came on an international flight, he was required to show his passport to be stamped. Upon viewing the man's passport, officials were shocked to find the country that issued the passport was called Taured, a country that does not exist. Furthermore, the man was shocked when he attempted to show his country's location on a map because the location that he called home was not Taured on this map. As quickly as the confusion began, the man from Taured disappeared. Now we're left to decipher the situation. Was this just a hoax, or did the Japanese TSA encounter an inter-dimensional traveler? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey man.
0:01.0	What's up?
0:02.7	Have you ever heard of the man from Tarrid?
0:06.7	Uh, what?
0:08.5	Have you ever heard of the man from Tarrid?
0:12.6	Where is Tarrid?
0:16.4	The man from Tarrid.
0:18.4	The man from T. How do you spell T-A-U-R- spell tarid? T-A-U-R-E-D.
0:24.9	Tarid.
0:26.2	Okay.
0:26.9	Country of origin.
0:29.0	Tarid.
0:30.6	I don't know.
0:32.8	What about John Segaris?
0:34.4	Have you ever heard of John Segris?
0:36.4	John Zegris. John Zegris? John Zegris? Oh, yeah, yeah. Zegris? John, John Zegris?
0:39.1	John Allen Kuchar Zegris.
0:42.4	I know the only Zagaris I know is the guy who really wanted to see Jesus, but he was
0:46.8	really short.
0:48.4	And so John Zagris was a wee little man and a wee little man was he.
0:55.7	You know the song.
0:56.5	Yeah, yeah.
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