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So this is a bit of a scary headline, of course it comes from the daily mail, where it's

almost nothing but exclusively bad news and scary news.

Man, 23 years old, maimed by 10 foot alligator after falling into a pond behind a floor

to bar when he went to relieve himself outside because the restroom line was too long.

Hammer time.

He just fell.

So he just fell into the pond.

He walks out behind the bar, trying to find a private place to slip into the pond.

So he's taking a whizz, falls into the pond.

Next thing you know, a gator is meaming him.

Well, the next thing he remembers is he wakes up in the hospital with an amputated arm.

But he did wake up.

He did wake up.

I mean, when Drab told me about the story, I was like, well, he's lucky to be alive because

he's hanging over the 10 foot gator, usually they just grab you and then they death roll

you against the bottom of the pond with the lagoon and you're dead.

Is there an out?

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