Welcome to the Total Soccer Show weekend review.

At Anfield, entertainment was in plentiful supply on a mixed night for Dominic Sobersly.

After an incredible free kick that was precise and hard,

Soberslie ended up with an unfortunate red card.

Ran Cherokee rolled the ball in with enough finesse,

but it got ruled out by our common enemy, VAR process.

Elsewhere, Michael Carrickside are playing the old Man United way,

so haircut guys date with the barber is just one game away.

Arsenal took another big step towards a long-awaited title,

and Chelsea's Col Palmer proved he's absolutely vital.

But this weekend's biggest story was the Hull v. Bristol City Sitch, where the game was repeatedly stopped by a squirrel on the pitch.

My name's Ryan Bailey. Join to me today. Hello, Taylor Rockwell.

Hello, Ryan Bailey. Do you have a preferred animal on the pitch? Because we get that every year or a couple years. It's a squirrel. It's a raccoon. It's a bunny. It's a dog. What do you prefer to see disrupting games? Dresley. That's cocaine bear two. Hall City. It's an excellent question, Taylor.

I think raccoon is a high bar.

Just standard dog is always very amusing.

But I'm going to put it out there that squirrels are nature's clowns, and they are one of the funniest animals.

But they have like the teeth and the claws and they're fast.

And they are, I think like when you're dealing with them one-on-one, slightly more off-putting than you would expect, which is why I think they had such trouble catching it. Because nobody wants to be mauled by a squirrel. There is always a moment of like, it could go for my eyes at any given moment. Now, maybe I've had to wrangle more squirrels than the two of you. So you might not be aware of that fact. I'd just like to chase them with a stick like Homer Simpson while giggling. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Graham Muth and hello, I've lived until you've had a switchblade squirrel, flip that blade and suddenly you know you're in some trouble. Oh boy. Hello, Ryan Bailey. Yeah, I think my answer to Taylor's question would be a mere cat. I don't think I've ever seen a mere cat storm the field. Oh, there was a game in Switzerland years ago. I think the closest thing we had, it was either a stout or a, like a ferret that got on the field. And it bit a couple of players. This is my point. You think they're not going to hurt you, then they bite.

Yeah. Well, a mere cat wouldn't bite you, though. They're too cute. When they stand up, I feel like they're, you know, they're doing their tie-up. They're being nice and formal and smart for you. I like meerkats. They're my favourite. Mare cats are an excellent animal. I think the groundskeepers would not appreciate the damage that the mirecat would potentially do to the field, of course. I mean, they've probably got several old trafford along with the rest of the animal world. Very good. All right, well, I'm glad we hit the big story first here on Total Soccer Show weekend review. Just in case, see it. Check out Hull v. Bristol City.

It was 3-2 to Hull, but it will stop quite a few times because they were trying to catch a squirrel.

Mainly using jackets, the art of throwing a jacket on a squirrel is a lost start, I would say.

But they revived it this weekend at Hull. Congrats. Very good.

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