Mammoth Snowflakes! (Airdate 12/4/2023)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2023

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

The Longest Hair in the World.

Red Lobster Loses Big.

Morons in the News.

Things Bob Didn’t Know.

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Mammoth Snowflakes.

Talkback Callers.

Can You Believe This S***?

Don’t Buy This!

From the Vault.

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0:00.0	This is the music I selected for the Christmas play.
0:03.0	Welcome to the Bob and Sherry show with Bob.
0:05.9	Don't talk to me about Christmas, will you?
0:08.2	All that sticky, phony goodwill.
0:10.4	I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy.
0:14.5	And Sherry.
0:15.5	I'm Mrs. Claus.
0:17.6	No wonder he only leaves home once a year.
0:19.6	And now, broadcasting from our beautifully decorated,
0:23.6	toasty, warm Bob and Cherry studios.
0:27.1	It's Bob and Sherry.
0:29.3	Woo, happy Monday, everybody.
0:31.2	Do you realize that today we are exactly three weeks away from Christmas.
0:37.0	Today is the day. Oh, is it? Three weeks away from Christmas. Today is the day.
0:38.2	Wow.
0:38.5	Is it?
0:39.0	Three weeks away. Yep. Christmas is on a Monday this year. So if you haven't started your shopping,
0:46.6	I did a little bit of shopping last night. I had asked, you always, I always asked my daughters,
0:52.9	why don't you text me some, like I've already gotten some gifts for them, but text me some things that you want.
0:58.9	And one of my daughters sent me a link to like a clothing and accessories website that was as goth as it could be.
1:13.3	I mean, goth.
1:16.2	And I got no fight with it, right?
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