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the Rumble app. Today I'll be talking about Zoran's first, I don't know, what do you call it,

appointment. You wouldn't be, if you're saying, you'll be surprised if you're not saying you like, that

makes perfect sense. Also, more trans propaganda. They're not going to leave your kids alone,

unless you step in and bitch slap the teacher. And they get a pillow that makes you not want to drink

alcohol. And I say you take it with a nice shot of vodka. Also a fat guy dies on a cruise ship

and the Chinese have come up with some delicious fake chicken. I always assumed the chicken I was eating was fake

when I go to a Chinese restaurant.

Because it has the texture of

no chicken I've ever had.

I mean, I like it.

It just, I think they're so fucking smart

the Chinese that they can whip this shit up.

They have been for years right in the kitchen.

They probably have somebody over here.

Doubles as a spy in D.C. for some science, whatever.

And then at night, you know, second job, he goes to a Chinese restaurant and brings

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