Hello, are you looking for the perfect mixtape for an unfortunate event or maybe a great event?

Well, check out DJ Ronald's mixtape shop where we will put together custom mixes to create a musical background or texture

list for any event, including birthdays, graduations, accidental deaths, police-induced

death, hospital malpractice, mining accidents, missing people, we do everything you need.

And we can, you know, you come to us, you fill out a questionnaire, you questionnaire say my so-and-so is good you know good thing or bad thing and then from there we ask three

songs you like and boom the algorithm spits out a custom mix for you that will get you you

you know kind of feeling in a better place um and i can say this is one of the first businesses I've had where I've been completely free from

being sued.

So this is a fantastic opportunity for me.

And I'm just so thankful for other supporters of my custom mixtape business.

Thank you for having me.

I'm Sophia Alexandra.

What do you say to claims that all of your mixtapes are just Mambo number five over and over again?

Who have you been talking to is what I would ask?

Because that's something...

Literally every single one of your customers.

Really?

Yeah.

A lot of them don't think awake is where you play

A little bit of Monica in my life.

Do you not hear that?

Well, I just want to say hold on a second

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