Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love Dick Shortening

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Twink Loving Tennessee Governor Speaks Out 3:28.257 Child Predator Or Deep Web Hacker – You Decide 11:18.091 Insane Adults Break Into Kids Garage To Scream And Yell 20:23.268 Numbered Words By A Crazy Person 24:10.142 Newsmax Covers The New Power Ranger Characters For 2023 27:19.259 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 30:08.077 Jim Bakker Doesn’t Like You Making Fun Of His Food Buckets 32:32.044 Of Neo-Nazis And Cross-Dressing Sheriffs 39:13.930 Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Friday, March 10th, 2023, coming up on the program today.
0:05.0	The Tennessee governor who likes gay hos, hores, and weed-smoking prostitutes finally speaks
0:10.3	out.
0:11.3	Plus, Chris Hansen accidentally catches a dark web hacker, not a predator.
0:15.7	And why conquer sword was my favorite power-ranger character?
0:23.8	This month, it'll be nine years since we've lost a true source of inspiration here
0:29.7	on Distorted View Daily, and I thought it was important that we pay tribute and remember
0:34.2	the man who fought so valiantly for what he believed in.
0:38.5	I, of course, am talking about the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church, and godhatesfags.com
0:44.7	website, Pastor Fred Phelps.
0:48.0	What he was in protesting gay pride events, holding signs that read, fags, doom nations,
0:53.9	and fags eat feces, he was picketing the funerals of slain military heroes.
1:00.1	He was a busy man that really didn't like anybody.
1:03.6	I can respect that.
1:05.4	May you rot in hell, King.
1:08.4	It's like an archimoron, even to call them gay fags.
1:15.6	They're not gay.
1:17.6	They're miserable.
1:19.6	They're held by on the Senate, but you know my name.
1:24.6	Rump Rangers.
1:25.6	It's ain't a copulating.
1:27.6	If I saw you in hell, godhatesfags, the hell were you in a fag army?
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