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Welcome to all things internet. I am your host Rachel Balladjren. I'm here with my co-host,

mommy. Say hi mom. Hi. This episode is brought to you by my mother's cotton-out

booty wipes that just made my anus feel better. You really know how to start these things off.

You got to start them out with the baby. You got to let them know what they're in for.

I never know. I'm coming out of your mouth. My mom uses flushable baby wipes for adults on her

when after you go potty. And they feel so pretty. When you need a good bite.

Yeah, this is an actually brought this is not a brand deal. I think that we do have a brand deal

coming up hopefully. If a deal happens, this is exciting guys. Means we're legit.

You know, maybe because we figured out our microphones.

No, but my mom uses these toilet wipes and they're flushable.

You know, you did not ask permission to give this vitally private information.

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