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Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Maltesers

Mike and Tom Eat Snacks

Realm

Comedy, Michael, Black, Snacks, Ian, Cavanagh, Eat, Tom

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:00.0

You're calming, he's Wolf Blitzer. He's got to sort of keep that allure a little bit.

0:10.0

Right. And I'm doing, and I got that Proclaimer song in my head. So I'm singing as we're going.

0:14.1

Which one? If I could, I would walk 500 miles and a hour Walk 500 more

0:22.6

I'm singing I'm having a great time

0:24.5

You know I'm at in your head or you're singing out loud

0:27.0

Out loud

0:27.4

Oh

0:28.3

If you can't afford a leer

0:36.3

Okay

0:37.0

And I definitely cannot For people people at Homehorn, Michael is also an amateur. Amateur, what do you call it? I don't get paid for it. So yeah, amateur. You're a pilot. So, Michael is also an amateur pilot. And when he says, Lear, he's talking about a Lear Jet. A Lear Jet, like Norman Lear or like lurking behind and staring at people.

0:56.0

Or King Lear Jet. This is a Lear Jet. And it's mine. And so you say to yourself, Michael, I don't, how can you afford a Lear Jet? And the answer is I can't. I'm on basic cable television. I cannot afford, let alone the Cessna or the Piper, I can't afford those either.

1:13.6

So when I'm in the Lear, and you know how expensive aviation fuel is, it's, it's, you know, you're paying through the nose to this stuff.

1:20.6

I don't. Let me wager a guess. I'm going to wager a guess. So if I'm down in the pump and I'm filling up my Jeep, so I'm like at 50, so a plane is,

1:29.7

plane is about, let's say, six times the size of the Jeep.

1:34.8

So quick math, uh, 300 bucks.

1:38.2

No.

1:39.5

Way more.

1:40.0

No.

1:40.2

Way more.

1:41.1

More than three, 150 bucks.

1:43.6

Okay.

1:43.9

So private jet fuel generally costs $450 to $7 a gallon, okay?

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