Now, broadcasting live, Jack Armstrong and Joe Gettys.

And now, he is Armstrong and Gettys.

Why the from studio C?

Says, says, says he's saying your brand new week,

deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettys communications compounds.

And today, to kick it off, we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

For the West Coast, the Hurray Quake.

For the East Coast, the flesh-eating bacteria.

Flesh-eating bacteria.

For the rest of the country, probably going to work and, you know, taking care of your family today.

Kids getting back to school all over the place.

Neither last week or this for most people.

And, uh, exciting stuff.

And I'm finally willing to semi-engage in the, uh,

presidential thing as the first debate on the Republican side is this week.

Wednesday evening.

And how exciting is it that we're going to talk to one of the moderators in the debate?

Brett Mayer coming up in about 25 minutes or so.

Which is very, very rare.

Bear!

Can't wait.

And I believe it is a federal law now.

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