Attention shoppers, pistilstrom's radio present, mawokin.

Mark, it's the third inaugural mawok reel have we begun? Yeah, this is great, Matt. Um, I've started the pedometer. Wow. So we can get our steps in. This is a fitness podcast called mawokin. That's right. We do no fitness, but we do mawokin and we do mall talking. No, we are doing fitness. We're getting our steps in. Yeah, but we're not actively lunging, squatting or burping. No, we're just walking. Yeah, watch out. This man needs to

directory right here. Hi. What kind of walkin are we doing, Mark? I thought this whole thing, Matt, was so you could get some fitness into your life and get some steps in. It is. But what kind of walkin are we doing, Mark, mall walking. That's right. You've heard it. And we start every episode at the directory. Where are we today? Did you say that already? No, but I said at last episode and I'm going to recap it now. Thanks for reminding me. You're welcome, Matt. We're at the Glendale, Galleria in beautiful downtown Glendale, California. We are standing

still. Yeah, we're not mall standing until further notice. Yeah. Now let's talk about the directory as we like to do. Should we go through trading off subheadings on the

store categories? There's nothing I'd love more. Let's do it. You start, buddy. You got department stores, women's fashion, men's fashion, children's fashion and toys, shoes, jewelry and accessories, health and beauty, home furnishings. There's just one there. Yeah, that's where we bought our refrigerator.

Really? Yeah, eateries, specialty food and snacks. Hmm. That seems like it could have been one category. Gifts, cards and books, services, electronics and entertainment.

Your anchor stores today at the Glendale, Galleria are Macy's JC Penny target, Dick's sporting goods and blooming

sales. We've entered a parking garage, a we did not park in parking garage, a. This is a big mall. Yeah. I was nervous about this one, Matt, because this is a big

timer. Let's start the steps. Let's get on our way. We're on the second floor, starting right here at shoe palace. And I got to tell you, Matt, before we started

recording a security door on the exterior, the mall opened up and an employee from shoe palace came out with a refrigerator tray full of like weird ice and just put it on a drain and went back

inside. That was while you were monkey and with the mics. So I'll be sure to post a photograph on pistol string for

adios Instagram of the weird ice. It's like a it's like a catch all tray and refrigerator just gathered a bunch of water and then that water

froze and he had to get rid of it mere steps from the security door of shoe palace. Would you rather he came from shoe palace or

I think you know the answer, Matt. I wish I did. Listen, I have to say of all the malls we've been to so far and we've been to three. This is the one that I think so far. We have the best chance of getting kicked out of the mall. You're more nervous about this than me. I'm not nervous. I'm just I just feel like this one. This one's a bit more legit. It's a bit more thriving. There's no empty stores as far as I can see. I think I saw one on the way in but yes far as the I can see. You've got

thriving retail success. This is the one with the three-story target. The first ever three-story target. It's got a dirty look from a guy as he walked by. What are these security? No, it's just dirty. This is what I mean about this mall. Yeah, they self-police here. But what if they make a citizen's mall arrest? I hope they do. Yeah, me too. We just passed a hot topic. How hot was the topic? About 112 degrees Fahrenheit. It's a tolerable. Yeah.

But she wouldn't want to be out in it for a long time. No, now this is also the mall where I can forget when they added an annex to it like a higher end annex that you're going to see when we get to the end. Just is just an offshoot. You know what I'm talking about? Like they've got a Hugo boss there. And I think that's how you get to Bloomingdale's borders. I feel like we're back at Burbank Town Center as we pass the store borders, which is another one of these Southern California skate. It's like rock and roll t-shirts, sneakers.

skateboards. I don't have a problem with it. And then you go to Boxlunch here. It's the same thing. Look at this. This is there's always store of anime goods. If you noticed about what? Like anime goods and and Kitchie import toys. Yeah, I'm all for it. There's there's there's a shirt right there. It's got poo on it.

From Poo Shalas. That shouldn't have taken me that long to get to that. Did you feel there's like a one and a half second pause that I'm ashamed of.

I've got a one and a half second pause happening constantly.

And now we're at Tillies. This is three in a row of Mark. I live on satellite delay. Did you know that there's two. There's an actress in Goldfinger named. No, there's a character in Goldfinger named Tillie Masterson played by

Pipi Kang Waller. No way. No way. Some way. Some way. Some way. So far, this stretch of the mall has very little variety. If you need

Sort of tennis shoes and a backpack. There's three or four stores in a row. Yeah. Here now here is a non open store, but they've got it boarded up like

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