MALLWALKIN': CITADEL OUTLETS

Mallwalkin' By Pistol Shrimps Radio

Pistol Shrimps Radio

Comedy, Mall Walkin, Pistol Shrimps Radio, Mark Mcconville, Mallwalkin', Mall Walkin', Matt Gourley, Mallwalking, Sports, Mallwalkin, Mall Walking

5 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

WHERE: Citadel Outlets

WHEN: 2:08pm, May 12, 2023

DISTANCE WALKED: 0.96 Miles

STEPS TAKEN: 2392

MARK'S RATING: 4 King Kong Christmas Bows, 1 Big Time Boombox, 1 Space Toilet

MATT'S RATING: 4 King Kong Christmas Bows, 1 Big Time Boombox

SECURITY VIOLATIONS: 0

ITEMS PURCHASED: 0

VIP LOUNGES VISITED: 1

Special thanks to Donna, Cynthia, and Manny at Citadel Outlets for their invitation and hospitality.

JOIN MATT AND MARK each episode as they walk a local mall and rate its retail flair, culinary offerings, and audio recording policy violation response time.

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0:00.0	Attention shoppers, Pistolstrom's radio presents, Marwakan.
0:24.0	Oh boy.
0:25.0	Okay.
0:26.0	Oh.
0:29.0	Oh Nelson Mandela.
0:32.0	No, let's just get to it.
0:35.0	Welcome to a very special edition of Marwakan.
0:38.0	We are at Citadel Outlets.
0:41.0	And not only are we at Citadel Outlets, we're here by invitation.
0:45.0	We've been, we've been approved, knighted, selected.
0:49.0	It feels like knighted is the right term as we are in a castle.
0:53.0	I know.
0:54.0	And we're in the VIP lounge.
0:56.0	At the Citadel Outlets, at Citadel Outlets, there's no the, and there's no mall.
1:00.0	You know why they don't have a though?
1:02.0	Because when you are this high-faluten, you don't need definite articles.
1:05.0	You don't.
1:06.0	You just go straight to it.
1:07.0	Yeah.
1:08.0	We've elevated.
1:09.0	My name is Mark McComble.
1:10.0	This is mall walking.
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