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Offer valid for a limited time. Minimum order $10. Additional terms apply. Pumps. How are you today? I am great except for the allergies. Yeah, I have like the worst iBax in history. You're still beautiful. You're such a

bitch. I mean it. I can tell by that voice you don't mean it. I mean it. That's your patronizing voice.

Is that how terrible of a person I am that when I pay you a compliment you don't believe it's

Actually, it's not just how terrible you are. It's even worse than terrible.

Wow, so why don't you start off with what you've had it with this week?

What I've had it with this week is people that break through your do not disturb.

What don't you tell...

So I think you're talking about on your phone you can click do not disturb.

Right.

And you put that setting on.

Yeah.

And then what happens say around 5 a.m. 5. 15 a.m.

My phone starts blaring and vibrating all of the same time and it's 100% of the time.

It's you.

So audience, here's a little life hack.

If somebody's do not disturb is on,

if you just immediately start the psycho dial, Apple thinks it's an emergency which it clearly is

Clearly and it will start ringing so the do not disturb sign you can actually break through

You just have to psychoodile. I Psychodile pumps. So do you want to know what I've had it with? What have you had it with? Android phones. You want to know why? I know exactly why. Because you got a group text going.

Yep. Everything's fucking fantastic. It's blue. It's blue. You can share things.

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