Grandma Ernestine, your yams turned out really nice this year. You had a little nutmeg?

Hmm? I said your yams turned out really nice this year. Did you add a little nutmeg?

She added nutmeg. Don't you ask another fucking question?

Nutmeg, cinnamon, whatever the hell. You know what go in the damn yams.

It's Friday and I wish it were a Monday because there's a pretty good, it's Monday and people are pissed.

So let's just do it.

A guy is suing his date for $17.31 because she was texting in a movie theater.

How do you feel about it?

Well, I was going to pose to you, good move or greatest thing that anyone has ever fucking done in the history of the world?

Because I lean towards the second one.

So I understand, like we've talked about this before, texting in a movie theater is basically a crime. Yes, you can do, well, there are certain ways in which you can do it, but it's, they're very, very specific. Yeah. No one's in the theater. No one's in, no one's behind you, shit like that. But here's the thing. Both of these people come off as huge assholes because one of them texted throughout a movie and it was like shameless about it and didn't apologize at all. And the other person is suing the other one for $21. $17.31. No. Plus four for the pizza. They got what? Because she got a pizza. And he's suing her for $4 on top of the $17.38 that it cost for the ticket. I'm suing this guy out of jealousy because you can get pizza for only $4 at this theater this guy knows about. They might have split it. They might have been like an $8 personal pizza at the movie theater. That sounds like it makes sense and then they split it for $4. That sounds like the busiest fucking night of anyone's life. You're texting while watching a movie

and eating pizza at the same time. I cannot do two things at all at the same time. So I really don't

have a problem with this guy doing it, and I just like the idea of suing someone if you have a bad date,

because that I think makes, I think that people might have reservations about like, gosh,

I go on this date, like, should I see this person? The idea that if it goes wrong, you can just

sue the person is such a fucking, like, weight off your shoulders. Yeah, but how much debt

would you be in?

I wouldn't get sued. I would sue them. I would proactive. See, like, I think that people...

No, you would get sued, and then you'd counter sue. Yes. And here's what I would do. I would go on

dates where the girl would offer to pay, and then I would sue her for being sexist, and then I would

get the free food, free date, whatever, plus money.

It would be a nice little, it'd be like kind of prostitution.

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