Last week on the Sonic Truth Dynasty podcast.

These sucker draft analysts get excited about watching players in practice,

posting vines of fucking practice.

Such a circle jerk exercise.

And this is how you lose in Dynasty,

where you trade valuable assets of the present for diminished value assets in the future.

That's the best possible formula for losing in Dynasty League football.

And we were ready to have anal, we're all lubed up and then you brought

Zach Zenner into the bedroom and now it's not going to happen. I don't know what to

say I apologize for bringing him up but Zach Zenner is one of the most productive players to come out of a small school position.

And I love Jujoo Smith Schuster, but I'm not taking him over Mike Williams.

You fucking insane? What's up everybody? Welcome to the Sonic Truth Dynasty podcast. I'm your

host Nate List. You can find me on Twitter at an Outrage Jew and with me as

always Mr. Matt Kelly you can find him on Twitter at

Fantasy underscore mansion listen Matt I gotta be honest with you I'm getting text

messages and dams out the hoo-ha I can't keep them straight I'm getting trade offers left

and right you look like you want to say something hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hah what the hell's a hoo ha I don't know man it's something my mom used to say I think when she didn't want to say something that was offensive she was talking about her vagina with her son?

Yeah, but she was saying hoo-ha, so it was like she wasn't talking about it with her son.

Wow, things are starting to make a lot more sense on the show.

This went super sideways, but the point is, is man I'm thinking about just

bailing on these leagues altogether because honestly I just can't keep this stuff

straight anymore fortunately I have a solution for you I just found this app it's called

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