4.4 • 926 Ratings
🗓️ 31 January 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey Matt! |
0:05.0 | Shippo-Doo! |
0:07.0 | Shippo-Doo! Shipp-I-D-Doo! |
0:10.0 | Shipp-I-2! |
0:11.0 | Shipp-I-2! Shippa-2! Shippa-Wah! Hey Matt. |
0:15.0 | Dave, let's get all the way into it. |
0:19.0 | Please, how was it, how are the Gaveans? |
0:22.8 | Well, no detail too small. |
0:25.4 | Okay, just to recap, if you are just tuning in, |
0:31.0 | I got a gig to write the presenter jokes for the gay |
0:34.2 | VNs, the gay porn awards. |
0:36.2 | Cracking open a sparkling bubbly for this. |
0:38.6 | Get yourself a bubbly, you'll need one. |
0:40.7 | Yeah, so I had to write 17 little podium jokes for things like, you know, best fetish scene, favorite butt, things of that nature. I saw a clip of your best |
0:55.8 | threseum intro for them which was very funny. Thank you so much. I thought they |
1:01.8 | landed it really well I you know they did |
1:03.4 | they did what they could with it it was you know in the manner of all award |
1:08.8 | shows I got the job through Dan Van Kirk who writes for the Avians and is a comedian and |
1:15.5 | podcaster and Dreamboat and he was like here's the thing you aim aim for funny, you hit amusing. |
1:24.4 | And it's that way for the Oscars, |
1:26.5 | and it's that way for the Gaveans. |
1:29.1 | All awards shows, it's, you aim for the laugh of like huh yeah like recognition and you'll and if you get that it's a |
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