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Ruda Bega

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That was really good

My father

Is going to be

unbelievably excited Has he used that word a lot? All the time. Routabega? Yeah, that was, you know, like the jokes for the kids. Like, he would, he did, it used to be like, oh, I'm going to get you a Ruta Bega sandwich. Oh, that would he, he goes with that. Yeah. Ruta Bega. Yeah, he, Ruta Bega was his like go-to fun. Not a nonsense bird, but you know, it's a funny, silly word. And he listens to this show. So he's going to. Did you have any of that prepped? Or you just went. No, I thought about some words, longer words that rhyme, because I know we're drafting, words you can never spell

correctly. I could never spell Ritabager. I'm not even sure how to say it. You definitely didn't say it right. There was an R at the end of the last time I said it. Rudabager. You said it like it's a car. Is it not a car? A rudabega. No, that's a fruit or a vegetable. A Rudabig is not a car?

No.

It's funny that you said it like a car because you're like,

he's driving a Chevy Ruta Bager. I thought that was, I thought a Ruta Bager was the like Winnebago? The car truck? What's the car truck? It's a Studebaker. Studebaker. Of course, Josh would know. He had one. The car truck. That's not a Routabager? No, you have a Pinto? What is a Ruta bagger? A Ruda baga is a large, it grows in the ground. Round, organic vegetable. Well, I'll be. Let me write down what I learned today. How does one spell? You cannot drive a Ruda Bega. A Ruta Bega is a cross between a cabbage and a turnip. It looks awful. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It doesn't taste good, but it rhymes well. Okay. With marmaladea. Ruta Bega. Am I right? So now marmalade, I can get behind that. There ain't no way this spell right. Take a shot? What'd you do? I did R.H. Nope. Okay. That's out. But the ending was worse at the beginning, Mike. Welcome into the spitballers. We have would you rather guess, guess goose in which I am the goose today. And we are drafting words that you can never spell correctly.

So that will be our draft

at the end of today's show.

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