Making Animals Answer For Their Crimes

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2024

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Justice is blind. So blind, apparently, that it doesn't mind if pigs, rats, statues, and other non-human entities are brought to trial. This is the history of the trials of animals and inanimate objects held over the centuries. The charges against them range from murder to vandalism and, as it turns out, these trials were often conducted for surprisingly existential reasons.Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including listener history questions, history movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes. Head to FACTORMEALS.com/softcore50 and use code softcore50 to get 50% off. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	What is up?
0:09.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:11.0	I am your host for the week, Rob Fox. I am your host for the week Rob Fox. I am joined as always by Dan Regester and
0:17.8	Jake Goldman. How you doing today guys? Just getting off my shift on the docks.
0:22.3	Your dock shift, yes, you're a, you're very... Just getting off my shift on the docks.
0:22.8	Your dock shift, yes, you're very Zsu.
0:26.3	Now that's embraced this beanie.
0:27.8	That's a joke for video watches and you can check us out on YouTube.
0:31.8	You two, software history is the channel
0:33.8	slash software history.
0:35.0	Yeah, I am becoming one with this beanie.
0:38.0	You really do legitimately look like you work on a fucking boat.
0:42.0	His eyebrows are actually growing into the fabric.
0:44.8	I've actually stitched them in.
0:46.2	He's stitched them in.
0:47.1	And he's full beanie now.
0:48.3	He's just a beanie guy.
0:49.6	I mean, you do have like a 33% at least nautically themed tattoo.
0:56.0	We're a third there.
0:58.0	And really that takes up most of your sleeve.
1:00.4	And actually the entire sleeve people will know this.
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