Hub and Spoke. Audio Collective.

This is Rumbel Strip, I'm Erica Heilman.

I'm looking for someone who'd be willing to do my makeup and possibly hair on the 23rd of this month.

Just something simple with my eyes and something to hide some red spots.

Is there any way to make an illusion of a skinnier face?

I usually don't like anything that's

considered girly however I want to surprise my boyfriend for our first ever

anniversary. I have a nice dress picked out with some matching press on nails.

The issue is I have no clue how to do makeup,

considering I don't own any makeup and I have a very round chubby face.

Thank you for reading. That's Tiana reading a posting she wrote

last week for Front Porch Forum in Hardwick. Front Porch Forum is an online

daily community forum which acts a little like a bulletin board at a local store.

Every Vermont town's got one and you have to be from that town to be on it.

In my town there are a lot of bear sightings. People buy and sell a lot of

tires. Last week we learned that someone left a red thermus and a striped towel

at number 10 pond and someone else scored a champion three-inch portable chipper.

People complain about the select board a lot on Front Porch Farm and after winter storms someone

usually thanks the road crew and then suggests that maybe we should all be a little more grateful for the road crew.

There are a lot of lost and found cats.

Anyway, my friend Tara found this posting from Tiana on Front Porch Forum and we agreed

that it was the most vulnerable most open-hearted posting we had ever seen and

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