Make your Monday one to remember
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Erotic fiction. That’s how Pete decides to start today’s episode. Amazingly, things only get more explicit from there.
We then accidentally create a new slogan for the Luke and Pete Show (thankfully that is less explicit) and Pete reveals how he plans to celebrate the King's coronation.
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The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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| 0:00.0 | It's the local picture, I'm Pete Dunelson, I'm joined by Lucky Myer, it's a Monday, look |
| 0:15.0 | I have just opened my Google Drive to find not only the local picture running order for |
| 0:23.1 | Monday the 24th of April but also a random file that was in the back end of my Google |
| 0:29.6 | Drive, it's all erotic fiction, it's a document that just has a lot of erotic fiction in it. |
| 0:38.6 | What was I doing with that? It's just a my dad right, a porn joke. |
| 0:43.6 | Well, I think an AI is being in my Google Drive, so once I can just find like, it's just |
| 0:51.7 | like a 51 page erotic novel and I don't, it was downloaded about five years ago, snore |
| 0:59.2 | bound lovers. Well, the main character's cool, do they call Peter Luke, I'll switch |
| 1:05.4 | it off. I don't know, it's an absolute state, whatever it is, but it's just got a picture |
| 1:09.5 | of a tree and there's just a lot of like, and then they did this and then I just did |
| 1:14.3 | very confusing. Five years ago. So that would be 2018. Yeah. Could it could be some kind |
| 1:23.1 | of preparation for live shows maybe? I would very much hope that my partner would accept |
| 1:29.1 | that particular explanation. Well, it's like a wrong reading the bit of erotic fiction |
| 1:32.2 | if that's what you want to do, Peter. You're quite right, actually, yes. That's not erotic |
| 1:35.6 | fiction shame on this show. You know, some would say this whole show is erotic fiction |
| 1:41.0 | between you and I. Yeah, I remember my dad used to have, along with the hidden VHS's |
| 1:46.5 | in a metal locked box upstairs. He on, on, on shore, he had quite a, a couple of quite |
| 1:52.5 | spicy Victorian numbers, Victorian literature. Right. That was, that, that, that used, |
| 1:59.0 | er, I like to remember from it, I remember it being quite spicy stuff for a teenage, |
| 2:03.9 | Peter Dawson, and I remember they would use the word, my sex rather than my penis. You |
| 2:09.1 | know what I mean? They'd sort of talk about someone's sex being their, their genitalia, |
| 2:13.5 | sort of speak. So, er, I like the idea of that. Like on that. Not really. I mean, I'm |
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