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Shmanners

Make-Up

Shmanners

Travis McElroy

Mcelroy, Teresa Mcelroy, Comedy, Schmanners, Etiquette, History Of Etiquette, Society & Culture, Travis Mcelroy

4.82.1K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2019

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Hello Internet! This week's episode is all about MAKE-UP! Enjoy and be sure to tell your friends!

Transcript

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0:00.0

What did the customer say when they were complimented by the cosmetics manufacturer?

0:05.6

Oh, you're making me blush.

0:08.0

It's Schmanners! Oh, yeah. The Oh, yeah.

0:23.0

Oh, yeah.

0:25.0

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

0:27.0

She sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-shoo. Hello internet. I'm your husband, host Travis McElroy. And I'm your wife

0:39.5

host Teresa McElroy. And you're listening to Schmanners.

0:42.7

It's extraordinary etiquette.

0:44.0

For ordinary occasions.

0:45.0

Hello, my dove.

0:46.0

Hello dear.

0:47.0

How are you?

0:48.0

I'm doing well, thank you.

0:49.0

Listen, can I tell you something?

0:50.0

I know that joke is a long walk for a short dive but is that what it a long pier for a

0:56.7

shallow pond I don't know I don't know but I don't think I've ever heard either of those

1:01.3

really that's it's a long walk for bad view I don't think I've ever heard either of those. Really?

1:02.6

It's a long walk for a bad view.

1:05.1

You know, it makes sense.

1:06.8

You get through context what they all mean.

1:09.4

Of course, yes, I do.

1:10.4

But I'm very proud of it.

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