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Mystery Hour with James O'Brien on LBC.

Three minutes after 12 is the time, and you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC,

where Mystery Hour is upon us your weekly opportunity to get the sort of satisfaction

that you do not ever achieve elsewhere.

What do I mean by that?

The who's, the whys, the whens, the what's, the where-falls, the withers and eva, the wenses.

Something's bubbling away in the back of your mind that needs resolution.

035-6060973 is the number you need to ask that question.

James, why do we do this?

Where do we do that?

What is the reason for this? What's the origin of that?

When I saw that thing happen, what was the explanation of the thing that happened next?

Seriously, almost anything goes on mystery, as long as it's neither dull nor repetitious, by which I mean something we've dealt with before.

And to be honest, you quite often get away with repetition because we can't remember what we did yesterday, let alone what we did last year. There is a

mystery our archive, heartily recommended, over at lbc.co.uk. And the best comparison I've

ever been able to come up with is that this is sort of the radio equivalent or the

broadcasting equivalent of the newspaper columns, the notes and

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