Hello, this is Josh Gondelman.

No, I'm sorry, I'm Josh Gondelman, and this is Make My Day, a comedy game show.

The world is a hard and stressful place to live.

There's not really an alternative that we know of yet.

So every week to make it a little nicer, I play a game with a guest or a team of guests, in this

case, not to spoil it, who's guaranteed to win because they're the only contestants.

I assign my guests and contestant points based on how much they cheer me up with their answers

to my game questions, and then at the end, the winner and champion receives a $100 donation

to the cause of their choice.

After that, the winner and I each

give a pep talk to someone who we think or a group of people that we think need it in this

moment because this isn't all about me. It's just mostly about me. My guests today are sincerely

two of my favorite writers, comedians, and friends. I am in constant G-chat contact with both of them.

And they're now the host of the brand new horror comedy podcast, ruined, which you should

subscribe to you right now, because you can do it without even stopping this podcast. So go do it.

While I'm going to talk slow, so you can do it before I stop.

Hopefully you've done it.

Welcome to the show, Hellie Kiefer and Alison Levy.

Yay.

Oh, yay.

Hi.

That was not nice.

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