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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 November 2015

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

On this episode which we recorded one day before Jenna's due date (spoiler alert: she's still pregnant) we talked about cervical ripeness, my buying pre-peeled hard cooked eggs because I'm a "useless sack of shit," how to properly boil eggs at home, mint ice cream and whether it's gross or not (#AL and #ALISON say it is), Greg officiating at his sister's wedding, books vs Kindles, eating dogs and cats, googling upsetting things, massages at barbershops, sunglasses and rudeness and so much more. Plus we did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now, live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's the Alison Rosen
0:07.6	is your new best friend show tonight.
0:10.0	Alison welcomes her guest.
0:11.6	She's a comedian whose baby won't leave her womb.
0:14.5	This generation I'm telling you, so entitled, it's Jenna Kim Jones.
0:20.2	He's a good Midwestern guy and subject of South Idaho's most popular website.
0:24.5	Alan Moss is unaware I'm taking his photo right now.
0:26.9	It's Alan Moss and he's a producer who believes he's hit Nagagic, but that's only because
0:33.6	people are too nice to tell him he's just hammered all the time.
0:36.8	It's Greg Heller.
0:38.6	Chef Jeff is here to butter your muffin.
0:40.8	I'm your husband Daniel and I'm about to let her talk.
0:43.6	Saying hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Alison Rosen.
0:49.5	Alison Rosen.
0:51.5	Alison Rosen is your new best friend.
0:55.2	Alison, Alison, we've got time to hurry.
1:00.8	Alison Rosen is your new best friend.
1:04.8	We need to dance again.
1:06.6	Alison Rosen is your new best friend.
1:12.2	Hello my little mini bagels, it's me Alison and welcome to another exciting episode of
1:17.6	Alison Rosen.
1:18.6	I'm your best friend.
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