Make God a Part Of Your Everyday Life | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 17 January 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks so much for listening to the podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | 2024 is going to be an amazing year for you and your family. Know that we're praying for you. |
| 0:10.1 | So get ready. Keep your expectations up. It's going to be a great year. |
| 0:14.7 | Hope you enjoy today's message. God bless you. It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:21.3 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:26.1 | These are the finest people in all of Houston, Texas, right here at Lakewood Church. |
| 0:30.4 | So come out and be a part. |
| 0:32.1 | But thanks for tuning in. |
| 0:33.6 | Thank you again for coming out. |
| 0:35.5 | I like to start with something funny. |
| 0:36.8 | And I heard about this group of elderly ladies. |
| 0:40.0 | They were way up in their 80s. |
| 0:42.1 | As they were driving down the freeway together, |
| 0:44.8 | they got pulled over by a police officer. |
| 0:47.6 | The officer said to the driver, |
| 0:49.4 | ma'am, do you realize you're only going 35 miles an hour? |
| 0:53.6 | She said, yes, officer, I do realize that. He said, |
| 0:56.3 | well, why are you going so slow? She said, the sign says 35. The officer kind of laughed. He said, |
| 1:02.9 | no, ma'am, that's the number of the freeway. This is highway 35. By the way, why are these other |
| 1:09.4 | ladies in your car so terrified looking? |
| 1:12.2 | She smiled and said, because we just got off Highway 95. |
| 1:17.8 | Hold up your Bible. |
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