Make-Believe Meghan Markle's Cooking Show – March 6, 2025
The Drew Lane Show
The Drew Lane Show
4.8 • 5.9K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2025
⏱️ 179 minutes
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Summary
- Meghan Markle Sussex's grifting ways, Octomom's new series, Kate Cassidy's "healing journey", Gene Hackman death theories, Fyre Festival 2 falling apart, Maz's Oscar thoughts, reliving David Hasselhoff's burger battle, and Jim's Picks: The Most Expensive Lyrics Ever Sold.
- The show is still falling apart at the seams. Marc has AIDS. BranDon is getting tested for AIDS. Jim's house has AIDS. Drew can't get his AIDS meds. And Trudi is blind.
- Bubba the Love Sponge hated us. Wait. Who is Bubba the Love Sponge again?
- Octomom plans on changing the narrative about her that everyone forgot... her porn career.
- Fired Alaska Airline Flight Attendant has a GoFundMe since she lost her dream job. Word on the street is she should do OnlyFans instead.
- Faster Pussycat lead singer lost his girlfriend on a cruise ship. Greg Giraldo shed some light on what probably happened.
- Barack Obama is gay and Michelle Obama has a penis. Everyone knows that. That's obviously why they're getting divorced.
- DOGE cancels Obama's Library.
- Cheryl Hines gives RFK Jr an ultimatum because, like most Kennedys, he can't be trusted alone.
- New theory about Gene Hackman's death thanks to their dog's chiropractor.
- More nude swimming talk. Some people are saying Drew played nude chicken in high school swimming class.
- David Hasselhoff smashes a hamburger in honor of his ex-wife Pamela Bach's suicide.
- Maz takes time out of his busy schedule to try and eulogize Pamela Bach. Maz's theories about Gene Hackman's death. We then go down a Tai Babilonia rabbit hole. Maz watched 10 minutes of the Oscars and gives us his breakdown. Marc declares Anora to be as bad of a movie as Uncut Gems. We have to let Maz go so he can bowl.
- One Direction fans LITERALLY hate Kate Cassidy even though she's on quite the "healing journey."
- Fyre Festival 2 is about to go off! Billy McFarland is doing the rounds. No more concerts for you!
- Meghan Markle awkwardly makes her way onto Drew Barrymore's Show...And snubs Princess Di.
- Corey Feldman's girlfriend had her big modeling/make-up/singing debut.
- Jim's Picks: The Most Expensive Song Lyrics.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a mess. |
| 0:01.9 | You're listening to the Drew Lane Show. |
| 0:04.8 | I'll be fine. |
| 0:09.1 | Hey, what's popping? |
| 0:11.3 | The Drew Lane Show rolling from the Deals, NewDee.com Studios. |
| 0:15.1 | As we're winding down, kind of a kooky week, we had the skeleton crew on Monday, and then Mark yesterday tried to come in. |
| 0:24.4 | I sent him home immediately. |
| 0:26.2 | I don't even remember coming here. |
| 0:28.4 | Mark was so sick. |
| 0:30.5 | I was a little out of it. |
| 0:31.9 | It's really about not sleeping, though, more than anything, I think. |
| 0:34.6 | Yeah, it was two illnesses and one, really, because I did have the flu for three days, |
| 0:38.0 | and I think I'd rather have the flu than not sleep for two days. |
| 0:41.0 | I'll tell you, it's a nasty flu that's going around. |
| 0:44.1 | Everyone that's had, it just sounds nasty. |
| 0:47.6 | And Mark was a mess. |
| 0:49.0 | So, yeah, sorry about that. |
| 0:50.9 | And it's been between... |
| 0:52.2 | Brandon had his tests last week |
| 0:54.3 | and then he moved them |
| 0:56.6 | and then his kids got sick |
| 0:58.0 | so he couldn't come in when Mark was on vacation |
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