Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you.

It's Jordan, Jesse Go. I'm Jesse Thorne, America's Radio Sweetheart.

Jordan Morris Boy Detective, and yeah, I read it on the internet.

Oh, sounds to me like we might have a new entry in our now legendary long-running

second on the program.

Two times is legendary, right? When you do something once, it's kind of a test.

And then second time, boom, legendary status.

Yeah, I mean, so for folks who weren't listening before, last week on the program I would say,

we introduced a new segment called I read it on social media.

Now Jordan has changed the name of that segment to I read it on the

internet which admittedly is a lateral move. Yeah sort of a lateral move. I read. I wasn't aggressive by the way, Jesse. I wasn't trying to like, you know, punch you up or anything. I just remembered it differently. I read a submission. I read a request for legal help from a Harpist who was not

being allowed to use his building's elevator, not escalator. You'd hate to have somebody get on an escalator with a harp.

That's danger.

Sure, right?

Get those strings caught in the spikes?

Yeah.

You're never getting that harp back. Jordan, you're never getting that heart back. Jordan, you're now going to read something else that you've found on the internet?

Yes, I'm going to recall it. I don't have it in front of me.

Would it have been better to actually have it in front of me? Yeah. Am I going to do something about it?

Fuck no. Yeah, we're not making a show. I'd have to get out my phone and that would cause me to, let's just say, not be as present

as I'd like to be Jesse, you know me, I love to be present in the moment.

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