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Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

Make America Great Again

Abe Lincoln's Top Hat

The Last Podcast Network

Ben Kissel, Comedy, Last Podcast Network, Fernando Perez Leon, Society & Culture, Politics, News, Travis Irvine

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 5 August 2015

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

It's time for Ben to triple down on Team Trump as we approach the first official debate of the 2016 Republican primaries.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Let the word go forth.

0:01.5

Pull me once.

0:02.5

Are you fired up?

0:03.6

I'm not a crunk.

0:04.5

Are you ready to go?

0:05.8

Shame on you.

0:07.3

Ah!

0:08.4

Three little ones.

0:09.8

It's Abe Lincoln's Top Hat, hosted by Ben Kistle.

0:13.8

Yeah.

0:14.8

Yeah.

0:15.8

You can pull me if you can't get fooled again.

0:18.7

Should we get going, Marcus?

0:20.7

Do it.

0:21.2

Welcome to the show, everyone.

0:22.5

I am Ben Kistle.

0:23.5

With me is always my partner in crime, Marcus Parks.

0:27.3

Let's go rob a bank.

0:28.5

No, no.

0:29.9

Let's go rob a bakery.

0:32.0

I love sweets.

0:34.2

I was on red eye yesterday, Fox News, three o'clock in the morning.

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