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Comedy of the Week

Maisie Adam: The Beautiful Game

Comedy of the Week

BBC

Comedy

42.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up comedian Maisie Adam presents her stand-up special where she discusses her love of football and her experience of the women’s game ahead of the Women's World Cup 2023. For Maisie, football has always been there, even when all the signs have been screaming that this wasn’t a sport for her. At school, where the girls curriculum neglected football in favour of the skirt-adorning Hockey and Netball. In the park, where boys wouldn’t pass to girls “because they’ll lose the ball”. And in adult life, where the local sports centre advertises Men's 5-a-side, and women's Yoga. But It’s a game where all you need is players and a ball. That’s it. Well, we have women. We have footballs. Time to pass the ball, lads. In this first episode of the series, Maisie looks back on where it all began when she was a kid. She discusses what it was like being the 'girl' football fan, how her school didn't offer any opportunities for girls to play, and when she started to realise that ultimately football was an absolute sausage fest. Written by and starring Maisie Adam Producer: Georgia Keating Executive Producer: James Robinson Production Co-ordinators: Caroline Barlow and Dan Marchini Sound editor: David Thomas Photo credit: Matt Crockett A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:04.6

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15.2

Hi, I'm Macy Adam.

0:17.0

I love football, but it hasn't always necessarily loved me back.

0:20.8

A bit like Gin or George McKenzie, who I sat next to in GCSE maths.

0:25.6

Despite being the most played sport on the planet,

0:27.9

football hasn't always felt accessible for all.

0:31.1

In this series through my own experiences and interviews

0:33.8

with people from across the football world,

0:35.9

I'm going to explore why that's been the case,

0:38.1

how it's changing and where it's going.

0:41.1

The year is 2006.

0:43.1

You're 12 years old, and you and your family

0:45.4

have just moved house to a small village in North Yorkshire.

0:48.9

It's lovely. You like your new room.

0:50.9

It's bigger than your old one and has a view of a park

0:53.1

that's one straight back.

0:54.6

Sure, the bedroom walls are that weird off-white colour

0:57.1

so it reminds you of your nan's bathroom.

0:59.5

And the ceiling has that weird, swirly pattern

1:01.5

that looks like Christmas cake.

1:02.9

Again, only ever seen at your nan's.

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