Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast Happy Monday Happy New Year.

Hope everybody had a fabulous weekend, speaking of fabulous.

Here I am.

Here she is.

Lot turned.

You guys, you are probably shocked that turned ex flamingos, ex Florida studio, ex jacks,

ex original recipe is happening today.

I was supposed to be home today.

But in a not so shocking turn of events, even though it was shocking, given the circumstances,

this happens every time you're here, so I'm sure the Toasters aren't surprised.

No, but turn the extended her stay.

I did, but of course I had to do so in like the most dramatic way.

Right.

I'm packing up.

I leave.

I get in the Uber.

Harry's literally in the driveway waving to his auntie, coja, coja.

What do I do in the car?

I cry.

And then what do I do?

I call Ben and I say Ben, I don't think I can do it.

Ben says, what if I come down?

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