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The Toast

mAiN cHaRacTeR eNeRgY: Monday, September 18th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 18 September 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

  1. Ashton Kutcher Resigns A Chairman of Anti-Sex Abuse Organization Thrown Over Danny Masterson Character Statement (Hollywood Reporter)
  2. Drew Barrymore to ‘Pause’ Talk Show Following Backlash and Strikes (Page Six)
  3. Hugh Jackman ‘Devastated’ Over Deborra-Lee Furness marriage Ending After 27 Years (Page Six)
  4. Katy Perry Sells Catalog Rights To Litmus Music For $225 Million (Variety)
  5. Kim Kardashian Scolds Son Saint, 7, For Giving The Middle Finger To Paparazzi (Page Six)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the Toast Happy Monday Happy New Year.

0:06.7

Hope everybody had a fabulous weekend, speaking of fabulous.

0:11.0

Here I am.

0:12.2

Here she is.

0:13.2

Lot turned.

0:14.2

You guys, you are probably shocked that turned ex flamingos, ex Florida studio, ex jacks,

0:19.0

ex original recipe is happening today.

0:20.8

I was supposed to be home today.

0:22.8

But in a not so shocking turn of events, even though it was shocking, given the circumstances,

0:27.3

this happens every time you're here, so I'm sure the Toasters aren't surprised.

0:31.0

No, but turn the extended her stay.

0:32.8

I did, but of course I had to do so in like the most dramatic way.

0:35.9

Right.

0:36.9

I'm packing up.

0:37.9

I leave.

0:38.9

I get in the Uber.

0:39.9

Harry's literally in the driveway waving to his auntie, coja, coja.

0:44.1

What do I do in the car?

0:45.6

I cry.

0:46.6

And then what do I do?

0:47.6

I call Ben and I say Ben, I don't think I can do it.

0:51.0

Ben says, what if I come down?

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